So, I'm on a coach on the way to the Man City Stadium for an guided tour to learn about the jobs...except we're stuck in traffic coming over the Woodhead pass.
Fortunately, I'm on the smaller coach so only 16 bored teenagers to deal with and ensure they leave their seatbelts on.
Even better, out of the 6 members of staff, I'm the only first aider. Guess who's on sick bag duty?
Edit: tour was actually pretty good, but I think £350 for a 5 course meal and a heated leather seat in the directors area is a bit steep.